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Victor Hugo.

Telegram to his publisher regarding the sales of Les Misérables. The publisher’s reply: “!”

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lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

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aaron-stahp-tveit:

Aaron “I talk with my beautiful hands” Tveit

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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Q
how do you give a bj
Anonymous
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gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord


me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

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marblenjolras:

"Have you asked of yourselves, what’s the price you might pay?"

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But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

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